Opening Gambit.

There's little else that's as curiously interesting as listening to someone's converstation on a train dont you think? It's the sonic equivalent of being a peeping tom; pure mischievious playfulness. Today on the tube Sartoreality heard a rather smooth Frenchman whispering sweet nothings to his beloved, calling her 'ma cherie'. It provided an instant reminder of X-Men's numero uno Gallic Charmer himself; Gambit. The man was the absolute bomb, the original trouser snake and stacked to the max with witty one liners. Check 'em after the jump:

Gambit quotes:

1.
Jubilee: How did you do that?
Gambit: With style, Petite. With style.

2.
Gambit: You can drain my energy any time, Cherie. Gambit has plenty.

3.
Jean Grey: Wolverine... I felt him... such pain.
Gambit: Man been a pain since the get-go, Chere.

4.
Cyclops: How do you hide something a mile long?
Gambit: Who knows? Deep pockets?

5.
[a typical X-Men Christmas... ]
Gambit: [yells] What do you mean, you're not coming home for dinner? My gumbo... my pot roast... my creoles...
Jean Grey: We can pop it in the microwave tomorrow.
Gambit: Gambit don't make no TV dinners!


Sartoreality is so far beyond excited by Gambit's return to the X-Men franchise in Wolverine, we're going to hook you up with the trailer. If you haven't seen this already...shame on you. Maybe you need a flamelit card to the face. Just ask yourself...what would Gambit do?




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